I love bald things.

HOW TO: Stalk One Direction w/ the one and only, Tyler Oakley

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wowfunniestposts:

what a funny blog

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johnsugois:

“Okay, I’m wearing stockings while fingering myself.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah. They’re blue like your eyes.”

“That’s actually pretty hot.”

anon asked for johndave and phone sex„„

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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squibbs:

want

sogood-yet-sobad:

drunkonstyles:

brisasmith:

i cant

peeing omfg everyone needs to watch this

fav show omg

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knewdrew:

i had $54.

i could either…

pay my $54 phone bill or

i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.

I love bald things.

Fine Folk

today, i was presented with a choice…